Showing Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery by Dave Lundy

REVIEWERS ARE SAYING: "Sex, booze, and football! Ride shotgun with a group of friends trying to get to a Buffalo Bills game and join in all the crazy shenanigans along the way!" "Laugh-out-loud funny and outrageously clever! Imagine 'The Hangover' with Tucker Max escapades and a plot with more twists-and-turns than a pole dancer." "[Fellow] ladies, this is a must-read if you want a glimpse inside the minds of men. Enlightening, jaw-dropping, and ridiculously hilarious!" "Holy mother is it funny... but it's not without a lot of heart; the type of heart you can only find in places like Buffalo, NY... in the dead of winter... after four Super Bowl losses in a row." OVERVIEW: Robert's "summer romance" with Jennifer was interrupted when his college buddy, Zabka, returned to Buffalo for a visit. Their reunion antics were described in the police report as “two knuckleheads on an off-the-rails bender.” Since then, Jennifer's leash around Robert's neck kept getting shorter and shorter. Now it's mid-December, and Zabka is planning an even bigger road trip back to frigid Buffalo. He envisions a weekend overflowing with beer and girls that'll, in his words, "climax" with the Bills squishing the Dolphins to clinch the AFC East playoff spot. However, if Jennifer discovers his plans, there’s no telling what she’ll do. Will drunken chaos spin out-of-control again? What unexpected trouble is flying up from Miami? When relationships, friendships, and rivalries collide, can anything survive? And where did the midget stripper come from?! Nothing can prepare this incompatible cast of characters for this wild winter weekend.